Famous Funny Quotes
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I hate books; they only teach us to talk about what we do not know.
We are all fools in love.
One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
What are men to rocks and mountains?
Youth is wasted on the young.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
It's always tea-time.
Love is a serious mental disease.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I see nobody on the road, said Alice. I only wish I had such eyes, the King remarked in a fretful tone. To be able to see Nobody!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
What dire offence from am'rous causes springs, what mighty contests rise from trivial things!
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.