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Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

A funny message, written for your wife. Here are 22 funny birthday wishes for your wife — copy one and send it today.

Happy birthday to the woman who makes every day brighter just by being in it.

To my wife, my love, my everything — today we celebrate the best decision I ever made.

Every year I fall for you all over again. Happiest of birthdays, my love.

A very happy birthday to you, my love! Another year of you is another year of reasons to be grateful. Cheers to another fantastic year!

Happy birthday! Today is all about you. May your heart be full, your worries few, and your cake enormous. Have the happiest of birthdays!

Happiest of birthdays, my love! Do not count the candles, just enjoy the glow — and maybe keep the cake away from the smoke alarm. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Happy birthday, my love! May your heart be full, your worries few, and your cake enormous. You deserve the very best today.

It is your day, my love — happy birthday! May this year bring you closer to every dream you have been chasing. You deserve the very best today.

It is your day, my love — happy birthday! Do not count the candles, just enjoy the glow — and maybe keep the cake away from the smoke alarm. You deserve the very best today.

Happy birthday to a truly wonderful person! May today surround you with the people and things that make your heart happiest. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Happy birthday, my love! Another year of you is another year of reasons to be grateful. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

A very happy birthday to you, my love! May the year ahead reward your kindness with endless good fortune. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Wishing you the happiest birthday, my love! May your heart be full, your worries few, and your cake enormous. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Wishing you the happiest birthday, my love! Do not count the candles, just enjoy the glow — and maybe keep the cake away from the smoke alarm. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Happy birthday to a truly wonderful person! May this year bring you closer to every dream you have been chasing. May your day be as wonderful as you are.

Happiest of birthdays, my love! May today surround you with the people and things that make your heart happiest. You deserve the very best today.

Wishing you the happiest birthday, my love! Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. You are welcome, world. Have the happiest of birthdays!

Wishing you the happiest birthday, my love! Here is hoping your birthday is the start of your best chapter yet. Cheers to another fantastic year!

Happy birthday to a truly wonderful person! May the year ahead reward your kindness with endless good fortune. Have the happiest of birthdays!

Happy birthday, my love! Another year of you is another year of reasons to be grateful. Cheers to another fantastic year!

A very happy birthday to you, my love! Do not count the candles, just enjoy the glow — and maybe keep the cake away from the smoke alarm. You deserve the very best today.

Happy birthday! Today is all about you. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. You are welcome, world. Have the happiest of birthdays!

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